Have you noticed all the kids walking around with the baggy jeans? There can only be two reasons why you'd want to wear clothing that large:
1. You plan on "growing in" to them. You buy them at 10 years old, so that they'd fit nicely when you reach your 15th birthday.
2. You failed to try them on in the store. You should at least try them on before you leave - now you're going to have to go back to the tailor and get them hemmed.
Oh, wait - you actually meant for the crotch to be down at your knees? You want it to be difficult to walk, and you want to trip over yourself? Oh, I see, you actually think it looks cool? Sorry, my mistake. Just make sure to wear a massive hoodie and t-shirt so that it matches. So Gangsta'!
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