I'm not old just because I like oatmeal cookies, maple walnut ice cream, Raisin Bran, and Ovaltine.

Have you ever noticed that people will judge you based on what you eat?

I have the right to like oatmeal raisin cookies, maple walnut ice cream, Ovaltine, and Raisin Bran, without being labeled "an old man".  

All three are delicious, and arguably, nutritious.  They offer a excellent source of fiber and omega-3 fatty acids - essential to a healthy diet.  I could eat all four in a day, and I'd be just fine.

So you can have your burritos, and your glow sticks and Red Bull.  

Let me have my treats in peace.