Truckers who pass slowly are assholes.

Have you ever noticed that when one truck passes another on the highway, the "passer" will go only slightly faster than the "passee", so that it takes 10 minutes to complete the pass?  

Meanwhile, there is a line-up of cars two miles long, since the two trucks are taking up both lanes.  

I can picture the two fat trucker bastards in there laughing it up on the CBs about the little bit of power they have over the highway.  Stop being an asshole, and just let people go where they need to go!