You're a vegetarian and you love animals, but you HATE vegetables.

Ok vegetarians, we get it - you love animals.  


But let it be known that you therefore must HATE vegetables.  This is why you senselessly murder 7-10 servings of healthy vegetables each day.  The old, dry, and shrivelled - you throw them out, without mercy, to rot in your green bin or your compost.


You chop up your vegetables.  You burn them in the oven.  You fry them.  You freeze them.  What else are you capable of, Dexter?