Stay off my lawn. And property. Seriously.

My house is on a wonderful corner lot.  This means that people will usually try to cut across my lawn in order to save the five extra steps they'd have to take if they took the sidewalk around the bend.  If you've read any of my previous posts, then you'll know that this is something that would irritate me.  I will go to great lengths to prevent people from going on my lawn or property.


In the winter, I pile the snow in such a way so that it's very inconvenient to cut across my lawn.  The little bastard of a newspaper boy persists - he steps right in it!  Apparently it's worth getting his feet wet if he doesn't have to take those five extra steps.  Damn paper boy!