My last post, I was 30, and now, I'm 31.I got a new pair of shorts. You might recognize them - they are available at Old Navy.
I'm concerned that there are too many pockets and zippers. When I sit down, I can feel the pockets on my bum. I tried to fix the problem by buttoning the pockets closed, however, that only made things worse. Now, I can feel the two buttons digging into the cheeks.
Additionally, the ties at the bottom (near the knees) are useless. Who would tie them? If I tied them, I'd look like an idiot.
Also, the pockets are too small to hold a wallet. The whole point of pockets is to hold things. I would trade the existing 8 pockets for 2 normal sized pockets - one to hold my wallet, one to hold my keys. As it is, I can store a lighter, maybe some change - but not my wallet.
When I turn 32, I want a new pair of shorts.
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